| after many months of being a xanga member, i thought it was time that i
write something worth while, instead of posting about transformers...
i thought about it for 10mins or so and then in the next minute i
signed up for www.match.com. i never thought i would come to this point
where i think i would find someone somewhat interesting online since i
hate nothing more than saying "oh, i met him online". thats pretty lame
and nerdy sounding if you ask me.
hm, i cant say theres much out there. or maybe b/c i have high standards and im a bitch? possibly. maybe.
so i need to be able to present myself properly online to attract the
other sexy sex, but im torn whether to go for something that i want to
be, or something that is more like me as my profile photo.
want to be?
who i think i am?
possibly the 2nd.
a lot of people write friggin books in their profiles and i dont like to read. so i look for key points such as:
1. age.
2. job.
3. schooling.
4. chinese-y? canto speaking???
5. if he works out too much (the men really like to write about that one).
i've noticed that nobody smokes either! or they just wont admit to it.
and everybody looks like a self-absorbed douchebag. and people are too
into working out in nyc. whats up with that?!?!
i would like to see who would actually be interested in me by whatever
photo i choose and whatever the hell i will write about myself. (maybe
i will write about my bathroom blood explosion that only some people
know about...that will definitely attrack the men...!)...
...and then i will proceed to double check he's not a douchebag or a pervert and then possibly maybe go out...
...but then again maybe not b/c im a little strange on this whole thing......................
yea yea! transformers!!!!
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TRANSFORMERS!
more than meets the eye...robots in disguise!
 
http://www.transformersmovie.com/
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| so here's something interesting that you should try with your coworkers tomorrow...
no two people have the same machine gun sounds...ask them to demonstrate!
they all sound different...
fascinating!
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| well...probably only 2 other people know about the awesomeness of this
craptastic movie named Totally Awesome. i learned a lot from the
brilliant tracy morgan this past weekend...
that i wouldnt understand what it's like to throw a chihuahua from the
roof of the projects, or how hard it is to steal sweatpants money, or
even what it's like to get a woman pregnant at age 7...oi.
nobody would ever know what it's like until the day you walk like you
caught the clap and youre running to the doctor...(if only i knew how
to post a freaking video, then you would learn too)
words of wisdom, my friends...
 
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